These giants may be clumsy and slow on their feet, but they use patience and disguises when it comes to the two most important things in their lives; eating and finding a hot date.
Add To CartMuddled Wood Crusher
Muddled Wood Crusher
$20These giants may be clumsy and slow on their feet, but they use patience and disguises when it comes to the two most important things in their lives; eating and finding a hot date.
This monster has two variations: One exposes the beast’s stomach revealing its last meal in all of its glory, and the other shows a simple monster without the embarrassing abdominal hole. Please specify whether you’d like a print WITH stomach contents or WITHOUT stomach contents shown when adding the product to your cart. If the terrible happens, and an option isn’t available, then it means that we are out of stock for the moment.
8×10 Mat:
This print comes printed on high quality, 110lb, acid free paper nestled between an 8×10 mat and cardboard backing. The mat window is slightly smaller than 5×7 and is meant for an 8×10 frame with a 5×7 opening. (Mat colors are white, ivory, or black and are selected at random unless otherwise specified.)
The print is glued to the cardboard backing to ensure it stays in place. The piece can either be left ‘as is’ in the UV protected plastic sleeve it comes in, or get framed for hanging.
5×7 Print:
This traditional size print comes printed on 110lb, acid free paper, protected with a cardboard backing before lovingly getting placed in a resealable UV protected sleeve.
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As with all our products, prints comes with a one page information sheet about the monster (slid in the back of the print). These entertaining stories typically get a smile out of the grumpiest people.
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