Squishy Things
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Striped Ovotrunkler
Striped Ovotrunkler
Striped Ovotrunkler
$20Ovotrunklers use their trunks to search through nests and to suck up any eggs that are found. If chicks are in the process of breaking out of their shell while the nest is being ravaged by an Ovotrunkler, then they will end up hatching in the monster’s stomach amongst a mound of eggs...and maybe other confused and pissed off baby birds.
$20
Giant Marine Salamander
Giant Marine Salamander
Giant Marine Salamander
$20An overfed Marine Salamander takes on the appearance of a purple, bloated, gummy bear, and can’t do much besides uncomfortably bob around in the water.
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Big-Nosed Quesolot
Big-Nosed Quesolot
Big-Nosed Quesolot
$20These monsters are gifted with an over-sized nose meant to sniff out the ever elusive cheese platters, deep dish pizzas and baked brie dishes.
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Snake-Tailed Griffin
Snake-Tailed Griffin
Snake-Tailed Griffin
$20There are creatures that use smells, faces or personalities to find the perfect partner…and then there are others that just need to find the right butt. If the snakes aren’t happy with the arrangement, then a bite will result in instant paralysis. This is both embarrassing, and an instant turn-off.
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The Goozer
The Goozer
The Goozer
$20Goozers ooze and squirm from one house to the next just to get their wet, little, paws on some dirty clothes that haven’t made it to the hamper.
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Rancid Ghost Gobbler
Rancid Ghost Gobbler
Rancid Ghost Gobbler
$20Have a poltergeist problem? The easiest way to get rid of a pesky ghost invasion is to lure a Gobbler into your home. These giant, lumbering monsters enjoy nothing more than sucking a ghost into their impenetrable gut. Even a picture of a Rancid Ghost Gobbler will send an unwelcome spirit packing.
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Abominable Fur Monster
Abominable Fur Monster
Abominable Fur Monster
$20Yetis can’t handle warm weather. In fact, they are constantly struggling to keep from overheating, and have been known to chew on icebergs just to lower their internal body temperatures. The ever-elusive “brain freeze” is an ancient legend among the species.
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Scuttling Bird Wrangler
Scuttling Bird Wrangler
Scuttling Bird Wrangler
$20Seagulls are a nuisance: They are greedy, noisy, and daily ruin dozens of picnics with their Dorito stealing skills. Thankfully, Scuttling Bird Wranglers exist to keep local seagull populations under control.
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Bear with Sharks for Arms
Bear with Sharks for Arms
Bear with Sharks for Arms
$20Nobody really knows how this abomination came into existence, but experts imagine that a deranged grizzly used a pair of sharks as hand puppets and never managed to get them off again.
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Muddled Wood Crusher
Muddled Wood Crusher
Muddled Wood Crusher
$20These giants may be clumsy and slow on their feet, but they use patience and disguises when it comes to the two most important things in their lives; eating and finding a hot date.
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Flint-Faced Fire Lizard
Flint-Faced Fire Lizard
Flint-Faced Fire Lizard
$20Fire Lizards enjoy raw meat, but they can only savor a bloody filet for a few seconds before it roasts, sizzles and ultimately burns to a crisp in their fire pit of a mouth.These smaller dragons are fairly rare since they were almost hunted to extinction hundreds of years ago.








