Squishy Things

Striped Ovotrunkler $20

Striped Ovotrunkler

Striped Ovotrunkler

Ovotrunklers use their trunks to search through nests and to suck up any eggs that are found. If chicks are in the process of breaking out of their shell while the nest is being ravaged by an Ovotrunkler, then they will end up hatching in the monster’s stomach amongst a mound of eggs...and maybe other confused and pissed off baby birds.
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Striped Ovotrunkler

$20

Ovotrunklers use their trunks to search through nests and to suck up any eggs that are found. If chicks are in the process of breaking out of their shell while the nest is being ravaged by an Ovotrunkler, then they will end up hatching in the monster’s stomach amongst a mound of eggs...and maybe other confused and pissed off baby birds.

Giant Marine Salamander $20

Giant Marine Salamander

Giant Marine Salamander

An overfed Marine Salamander takes on the appearance of a purple, bloated, gummy bear, and can’t do much besides uncomfortably bob around in the water.
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Giant Marine Salamander

$20

An overfed Marine Salamander takes on the appearance of a purple, bloated, gummy bear, and can’t do much besides uncomfortably bob around in the water.

Big-Nosed Quesolot $20

Big-Nosed Quesolot

Big-Nosed Quesolot

These monsters are gifted with an over-sized nose meant to sniff out the ever elusive cheese platters, deep dish pizzas and baked brie dishes.
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Big-Nosed Quesolot

$20

These monsters are gifted with an over-sized nose meant to sniff out the ever elusive cheese platters, deep dish pizzas and baked brie dishes.

Snake-Tailed Griffin $20

Snake-Tailed Griffin

Snake-Tailed Griffin

There are creatures that use smells, faces or personalities to find the perfect partner…and then there are others that just need to find the right butt. If the snakes aren’t happy with the arrangement, then a bite will result in instant paralysis. This is both embarrassing, and an instant turn-off.
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Snake-Tailed Griffin

$20

There are creatures that use smells, faces or personalities to find the perfect partner…and then there are others that just need to find the right butt. If the snakes aren’t happy with the arrangement, then a bite will result in instant paralysis. This is both embarrassing, and an instant turn-off.

The Goozer $20

The Goozer

The Goozer

Goozers ooze and squirm from one house to the next just to get their wet, little, paws on some dirty clothes that haven’t made it to the hamper.
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The Goozer

$20

Goozers ooze and squirm from one house to the next just to get their wet, little, paws on some dirty clothes that haven’t made it to the hamper.

Rancid Ghost Gobbler $20

Rancid Ghost Gobbler

Rancid Ghost Gobbler

Have a poltergeist problem? The easiest way to get rid of a pesky ghost invasion is to lure a Gobbler into your home. These giant, lumbering monsters enjoy nothing more than sucking a ghost into their impenetrable gut. Even a picture of a Rancid Ghost Gobbler will send an unwelcome spirit packing.
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Rancid Ghost Gobbler

$20

Have a poltergeist problem? The easiest way to get rid of a pesky ghost invasion is to lure a Gobbler into your home. These giant, lumbering monsters enjoy nothing more than sucking a ghost into their impenetrable gut. Even a picture of a Rancid Ghost Gobbler will send an unwelcome spirit packing.

Abominable Fur Monster $20

Abominable Fur Monster

Abominable Fur Monster

Yetis can’t handle warm weather. In fact, they are constantly struggling to keep from overheating, and have been known to chew on icebergs just to lower their internal body temperatures. The ever-elusive “brain freeze” is an ancient legend among the species.
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Abominable Fur Monster

$20

Yetis can’t handle warm weather. In fact, they are constantly struggling to keep from overheating, and have been known to chew on icebergs just to lower their internal body temperatures. The ever-elusive “brain freeze” is an ancient legend among the species.

Scuttling Bird Wrangler $20

Scuttling Bird Wrangler

Scuttling Bird Wrangler

Seagulls are a nuisance: They are greedy, noisy, and daily ruin dozens of picnics with their Dorito stealing skills. Thankfully, Scuttling Bird Wranglers exist to keep local seagull populations under control.
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Scuttling Bird Wrangler

$20

Seagulls are a nuisance: They are greedy, noisy, and daily ruin dozens of picnics with their Dorito stealing skills. Thankfully, Scuttling Bird Wranglers exist to keep local seagull populations under control.

Bear with Sharks for Arms $20

Bear with Sharks for Arms

Bear with Sharks for Arms

Nobody really knows how this abomination came into existence, but experts imagine that a deranged grizzly used a pair of sharks as hand puppets and never managed to get them off again.
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Bear with Sharks for Arms

$20

Nobody really knows how this abomination came into existence, but experts imagine that a deranged grizzly used a pair of sharks as hand puppets and never managed to get them off again.

Muddled Wood Crusher $20

Muddled Wood Crusher

Muddled Wood Crusher

These giants may be clumsy and slow on their feet, but they use patience and disguises when it comes to the two most important things in their lives; eating and finding a hot date.
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Muddled Wood Crusher

$20

These giants may be clumsy and slow on their feet, but they use patience and disguises when it comes to the two most important things in their lives; eating and finding a hot date.

Flint-Faced Fire Lizard $20

Flint-Faced Fire Lizard

Flint-Faced Fire Lizard

Fire Lizards enjoy raw meat, but they can only savor a bloody filet for a few seconds before it roasts, sizzles and ultimately burns to a crisp in their fire pit of a mouth.These smaller dragons are fairly rare since they were almost hunted to extinction hundreds of years ago.
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Flint-Faced Fire Lizard

$20

Fire Lizards enjoy raw meat, but they can only savor a bloody filet for a few seconds before it roasts, sizzles and ultimately burns to a crisp in their fire pit of a mouth.These smaller dragons are fairly rare since they were almost hunted to extinction hundreds of years ago.